SLO GAZETTE
Soyboy Talks & Reveals All!
by herm 'scoop' toba
7-15-96

The SLO Gazette has a late, breaking update on the the Shedder's Happy Hour Chat. These computer-side chats can be found at irc.newtimes-slo.com:6667 (if this makes any sense) or check out the Shredder's Chat webpage. Just forget about Netscape Chat, though...it sux.

Released in this week's Shredder is shocking new insight into studio G's CEO and masterdesigner's personal life. The Shedder and "... New Times music writer and troublemaker Glen Starkey,..." have both seen Soyboy's [ex-]girlfriend naked. Last reports indicate Soyboy is still looking into the word "ingenue" before he can release a personal statement.

It seems that contraversy is treating Soyboy well. As soon as the NewTimes hit the streets, Soyboy's press machine began churning. There have been reports of contacts to David Hasselhoff for future Baywatch episodes and Mentos endorsements. Robin Leach has also been contacted, but could not be reached for comment.

We, at the SLO Gazette pledge to investigate further into these matters. We hope you will check back soon for developments. Any information that may help our investigator can be sent to the editor. Confidentiality is assured.


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